A long time ago, my mom told me that teenagers are stupid. Literally stupid. I always thought that she was being sarcastic or nasty, but really didn't believe that she was being literal. I mean, how could a smart kid suddenly loose any sense in their head for 6 years, and emerge at the end as an intelligent, well adjusted young adult?
Kylee isn't quite a teen, but I think she is entering that tunnel of ignorance that requires all common sense be left behind.
Kylee: Mom, I need sunscreen for the Great Wolf Lodge this weekend.
Me: blink, blink
Kylee: Really mom, do you know where the sunscreen is?
Me: Kylee, you do remember that it is an INDOOR waterpark, right?
Kylee: Oh, yeah.